Assalamualaikum~ Keukenhof. Sangat femes dikalangan manusia yang tahu ape itu keukenhof dan sangat tidak dikenali dikalangan manusia yang tidak tahu ape itu keukenhof. hahhaha.. non-sense.. eh-eh, jangan marah aku, saje je nak melawok ngn kome sume. Ceh, ko bajet lawak ke tu. Lupakan-lupakan.
Street straight to the point. Ayat seterusnya adalah dari wikipedia dalam bahasa melayu. dengar yea. eh, silap. baca yea petikan ini.
Keukenhof (Kebun Dapur) adalah sebuah taman bunga yang terletak di Lisse, Belanda, dan merupakan taman bunga terbesar di dunia. Menurut situs resmi Taman Keukenhof, terdapat tujuh juta kuntum bunga yang ditanam setahun sekali di taman tersebut.
Dengor tu, terbesar didunia. eh, silap lagi, bukan dengor, pape je la. So, dengan rezeki yang diberi kepada trigyy, trigyy singgah la kesana. singgah je yea, bukan bermalam kat situ. sempat la snap beberapa gambar dari kebun dapur tu a.k.a keukenhof. Kat facebook trigyy ada je gambar-gambar ni, tapi yang bukan friend trigyy tu leh tengok kat sini yea.. Layaaannn....
Adele Laurie Blue Adkins, known professionally as Adele (often stylised as ADELE), is an English singer-songwriter. She was the first recipient of the BRIT Awards Critics' Choice and was named the number-one predicted breakthrough act of 2008 in an annual BBC poll of music critics, Sound of 2008. In 2009, Adele won two Grammy Awards, Best New Artist and Best Female Pop Vocal Performance, at the 51st Grammy Awards.
Adele - Someone like you Lyric & Video
I heard
That you're settled down
That you
Found a girl
And you're
Married now
I heard
That your dreams came true.
Guess she gave you things
I didn't give to you
Old friend
Why are you so shy?
Ain't like you to hold back
Or hide from the light
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it.
I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded
That for me it isn't over
Never mind
I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
"Don't forget me," I begged
"I'll remember," you said
"Sometimes it lasts in love
But sometimes it hurts instead."
Sometimes it lasts in love
But sometimes it hurts instead,
Yeah.
You know how the time flies
Only yesterday
It was the time of our lives
We were born and raised
In a summer haze
Bound by the surprise
Of our glory days
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it.
I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded
That for me it isn't over.
Never mind
I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
"Don't forget me," I begged
"I'll remember," you said
"Sometimes it lasts in love
But sometimes it hurts instead."
Nothing compares
No worries or cares
Regrets and mistakes
They are memories made.
Who would have known
How bittersweet this would taste?
Never mind
I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
"Don't forget me," I begged
"I'll remember," you said
"Sometimes it lasts in love
But sometimes it hurts instead"
Never mind
I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
"Don't forget me," I begged
"I'll remember," you said
"Sometimes it lasts in love
But sometimes it hurts instead"
Sometimes it lasts in love
But sometimes it hurts instead
Awal-awal aku bagitahu yang post ini adalah hanya cadangan bukan ajaran. hahhaha. sebab aku bukan pandai sangat dalam tingkatkan trafik blog ni. Salah satu perkara penting dalam dunia blog adalah page impression. Macam-macam cara bloggers do to increase their page impression.
Kalau korang perasan, bloggers otai yang mementingkan page impression akan letak banyak link di dalam post latest mereka. Macam mana diorang kaitkan post-post lama dengan post baru?. Maybe itu semua satu perancangan. Maksudnya, dia sudah plan awal-awal sebelum buat post tu.
Tapi kan, kalau korang tak taw macam mana nak kaitkan post baru dengan post lama. Meh awok nak citer. Ini cuma CADANGAN sahaja bukan tutorial. Kalau nak try pom boleh jugak.
Mula-Mula, korang buat post macam biasa. Puisi ke, lirik lagu ke, masalah hidup ke, tutorial ke, contest ke dan lain-lain. Then, dalam setiap perenggan post korang, cari beberapa word yang menarik. COPY word itu dan PASTE kan disini.
Then, korang SEARCH. Post-post lama korang yang ada kaitan dengan word tadi akan muncul depan mata korang, korang just bukak balik post tu, amik link post tu, linkkan word dalam post terbaru tu ke post tadi.
Lantak la post lama tu menarik ke tak, lagi bagus daripada tak ada kan. Hihiihiih... TAPI, tak cukup setakat tu. Kebiasaan readers akan menggerakkan cursor mereka sambil membaca post korang. So, kalau setakat letak link je, orang tak taw link tu ape benda. So, korang buat ni pulak.
Korang ke EDIT HTML instead of COMPOSE. Korang cari word yang korang linkkan tadi. Senang je nak cari. Korang nampak ada URL dalam post tu, situ la word korang. Korang akan nampak macam ni.
Sebelum ni dah terkantoi dalam tandas, baru-baru ni, tersungkur dalam tandas pulak. Memang lemah betul aku ni.. huhuhu.. Cerita ni berlaku masa perjalanan aku ke Venice, Italy and kali ni berlaku dalam tandas Bas Euroline.
Bas Euroline ni agak murah berbanding train and sbgainya tapi ambil masa lama sikit la nak sampai, lebih kurang 13 jam. Mampoos! Dalam bas tu, aku duk sebelah awex Italy, tapi awek je pom bukan ada pape pom.. hahha.. Lupakan dia. Tak besh cerita pasal dia.. hahha
Ok. Bas ni ada stop kat Milano aka Milan sebab nak turunkan orang kat situ, then aku turun la jugak sebab nak makan angin kat luar and makan roti. Naik je atas bas, aku terus main PSP. Bas pom gerak la bagi meneruskan perjalanan ke Venice tu. Tapi, tetiba aku pulak jadi mabuk + loya + pening. macam-macam la.
Aku pergi la muntah dalam tandas tu. berapa kali ek?, lupa dah. Hampir 10 kali kot. Sampai perut dah kosong, still nak muntah lagi, muntah angin la aku masa tu.
Nak jadikan cerita berkaitan ngn tajuk diatas tu, ada satu kali ni aku nak pergi muntah dalam tandas tu, jalan punye la mabuk macam kungfu mabuk, masuk tandas pom mabuk-mabuk la kan.
Sebaik je masuk tandas tu, tetiba bas tu pergi BREKKK! tersungkur aku dalam tandas tu. Melekat muka ni kat dinding tandas tu. Dinding takpa lagi, kalau muka aku masuk dalam lubang jamban tu. tak ke naya namanya tu.. huhuhu...
huhuhuhu... ada lagi cerita pasai bas Euroline ni. Hampir buat aku jadi pelarian. Tapi masa tu, dari Florence, Italy ke Vienna, Austria.. Lain kali aku citer-citer k. Bye-Bye..
